BORN FROM THE SECRET LOVE AFFAIR BETWEEN A FAMED SCOTTISH BALLERINA AND THE WOLFMAN, TYSON MCADOO SPENT HIS YOUNGER YEARS LEAPING AND HOWLING IN THE DARK WOODS OF CARLISLE. AT AGE 18 HIS TALENTS OF CORN DOG SCULPTURE GARNERED THE ATTENTION OF THE JOE KUBERT SCHOOL OF CARTOONING AND GRAPHIC ARTS. UPON GRADUATION IN 99, HE WAS TORMENTED BY SOCIETY FOR HIS WOLFISH WAYS. HE FOUND SOLACE WITHIN THE WALLS OF MARVEL, DC, WILDSTORM AND DARK HORSE COMICS. IT WAS WHILE WORKING THERE HE LEARNED OF THE ELUSIVE SOUTHERN UNICORN, WHOSE BLOOD WAS SAID TO RELIEVE THE CURSE OF WOLF HAIR. HE QUICKLY FLED SOUTH, SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSICVE CREATURE.

IT WAS IN THE LAND OF THE PHOENIX WHERE HE WAS CAPTURED BY THE EMPRESS OF INK. A GREAT HORROR OF A WOMAN, HER BEAUTY TURNS TO RUINS UNLESS HER IMAGE IS RECREATED DAILY. TYSON IS CURRENTLY IMPRISONED IN HER DUNGEON WHERE HE IS FORCED TO CREATE LASCIVIOUS PICTURES OF HER, SURVIVING ONLY ON CHIPMUNK FEET AND CODE RED. DO NOT TRY TO RESCUE HIM AS HE IS GUARDED BY CRABBY SEA MONSTERS AND THE GASEOUS MEESER TOE. HIS ONLY COMPANIONS ARE TWO PATHETIC GHETTO RATS, SQUEEZIE AND POCKET.